{"title":"Merchandise","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny shirts, drinkware, stickers, and gear for chicken people with attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEggspress Yourself merchandise is made for the people who know raising chickens is part practical skill, part daily chaos, and part personality problem. These are not soft farmhouse sayings or generic chicken gifts. They are bold, sarcastic designs for backyard chicken keepers who love their flock, laugh at the ridiculousness, and are not afraid to make that everyone else’s problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it. Stick it somewhere. Drink from it. Give it to the chicken-obsessed person in your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh eggs. Bad attitudes. No apologies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/eggspressyourself.com\/collections\/merchandise.oembed","provider":"Eggspress Yourself","version":"1.0","type":"link"}