{"product_id":"cluck-cluck-bitches","title":"Cluck Cluck Bitches","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIf your flock thinks sunrise is optional, these cartons will hit close to home. Featuring three expressive \u003cb\u003ePolish chickens\u003c\/b\u003e and the phrase, \u003cb\u003e\"No One: My Chickens at 5 AM: Cluck Cluck Bitches,\"\u003c\/b\u003e this design perfectly captures the early-morning reality of backyard chicken keeping. It's bold, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh from fellow flock owners who know exactly who's in charge at daybreak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEach set includes sturdy \u003cb\u003epaper egg cartons\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003epremium-quality, full-color labels\u003c\/b\u003e featuring the pictured design. Simply apply the labels to the cartons for a polished, professional look that's sure to stand out at the farm stand, farmers market, or whenever you're sharing fresh eggs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRelatable Chicken Humor\u003c\/b\u003e – A hilarious design inspired by the unmistakable wake-up call every chicken keeper knows.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFeatures Beautiful Polish Chickens\u003c\/b\u003e – Showcases three colorful Polish hens with their iconic crested feathers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIncludes Cartons \u0026amp; Premium Labels\u003c\/b\u003e – Comes with blank paper egg cartons and high-quality labels featuring the design shown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEasy to Apply\u003c\/b\u003e – Labels adhere smoothly for a clean, professional finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFits One Dozen Eggs\u003c\/b\u003e – Securely holds 12 chicken eggs from small to extra-large.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Aptos',sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: Aptos; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\"\u003eWhether you're gifting eggs, stocking your farm stand, or embracing the daily soundtrack of your backyard flock, this carton is made for chicken keepers who know the girls always have the first word each morning. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Eggspress Yourself","offers":[{"title":"12-Pack","offer_id":52502541861147,"sku":null,"price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50-Pack","offer_id":52502541926683,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0956\/6227\/6891\/files\/CluckCluck12pkMainImage.jpg?v=1783710120","url":"https:\/\/eggspressyourself.com\/products\/cluck-cluck-bitches","provider":"Eggspress Yourself","version":"1.0","type":"link"}