We Might Joke Around, But We Don’t Play When It Comes to Shipping

Sure, we love a good egg pun and have a soft spot for sassy chickens—but when it comes to getting your order out the door, we’re all business. Every egg carton is packed with care, boxed with precision, and shipped with the urgency of a hen on a mission. Whether you're ordering for your backyard flock, a gift for a fellow chicken enthusiast, or stocking up for your farm stand, we treat your order like it's our own. Fun is our vibe—but shipping your cartons safely and on time is our priority.

FAQ — Shipping & Delivery

Q: How much does shipping cost?

A: We charge a flat rate of $5.99 for all orders shipped within the 48 contiguous United States.

Q: Do you offer free shipping?

A: Yes! Free shipping is available for orders over $25 (after discounts but before taxes).

Q: Where do you ship?

A: We currently ship only to the 48 contiguous U.S. states. We do not ship to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, or international destinations.

Q: Which carriers do you use?

A: Orders are shipped via USPS, UPS, or FedEx—whichever is most efficient for your order’s size, weight, and delivery address.

Q: When will my order ship?

A: We aim to process and ship orders within 24 hours, Monday through Friday.

Q: Is same-day shipping available?

A: Yes. If you place your order before 2:00 PM CST on a business day, we may ship it the same day. Orders placed after 2:00 PM CST, or on weekends or holidays, will ship the next business day.

Q: How long will delivery take?

A: Most orders arrive within 1–5 business days after shipping, depending on where you're located relative to our Texas warehouse and the carrier service used.

Q: Will I receive tracking information?

A: Yes! Once your order ships, you’ll get a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can follow your carton’s journey.

Q: I haven’t received tracking—what do I do?

A: If 48 hours have passed since you placed your order and you haven’t gotten tracking info, email us at info@eggspressyourself.com. We'll look into it.

Q: What if my carton arrives damaged, incomplete, or incorrect?

A: Inspect your order upon arrival. If anything is wrong, contact us within 7 days of delivery at info@eggspressyourself.com. Please include your order number and photos if possible. We’ll make it right.

Q: Do you ship on weekends or holidays?

A: No. We do not process or ship orders on Saturdays, Sundays, or major U.S. holidays.

Q: Are shipping or handling fees inclusive of taxes?

A: No, shipping rates do not include sales tax. Tax is calculated at checkout based on your shipping address.

Q: Can I change my shipping address after placing an order?

A: We recommend double-checking your address at checkout. If you need to change it, email us ASAP at info@eggspressyourself.com—if your order hasn’t shipped yet, we can usually update it for you.

Q: Why is delivery taking longer than expected?

A: Possible causes include carrier delays, remote delivery areas, weather, or address issues. If it’s been more than 7 business days, reach out to us at info@eggspressyourself.com and we’ll help track it down.