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Bitch, You’ve Never Tasted Eggs This Fresh: 11oz Mug
Bitch, You’ve Never Tasted Eggs This Fresh: 11oz Mug
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This 11 oz ceramic mug is for chicken keepers who know grocery store eggs are not even in the same conversation as breakfast collected straight from the nesting box. The vintage-inspired artwork, bold lettering, and unapologetic attitude bring plenty of backyard confidence to your morning coffee.
Made from glossy white ceramic with contrasting black accents and a full-wrap sublimated design for crisp, lasting color. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, because your mug should be easier to manage than the flock responsible for breakfast.
Details
11 oz white gloss ceramic mug
Contrasting black interior and handle
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Full-wrap dye-sublimated artwork
AAA ORCA Coating™ for lasting vibrancy
Printed using sublimation
For chicken people who serve fresh eggs with absolutely no humility.
Made to order: This item is printed especially for you and ships directly from our production partner. It may arrive separately from other Eggspress Yourself products.
Eco-Friendly Paper Egg Cartons
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Curious how yesterday’s newspapers transform into the sturdy cartons cradling your farm-fresh eggs? It’s a simple yet ingenious process rooted in sustainability.
We start with reclaimed materials; recycled newspapers, cardboard, and office paper scraps. These are shredded, cleaned to remove inks and contaminants, and blended with water to create a thick, eco-friendly paper pulp. This pulp is the heart of our cartons, giving new life to materials that might otherwise end up in landfills.
Next, the pulp is carefully molded using precision vacuum-forming machines, shaping it into the familiar egg-protecting design. The wet molds are then dried in ovens at around 300–400°F, hardening the pulp into durable, lightweight cartons without the need for synthetic glues or harmful chemicals. Just pure, natural paper fibers baked to perfection.
The result? A carton that’s not only recycled but also fully recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. When it’s done safeguarding your eggs, it can return to the earth, enriching the soil for future harvests.
From discarded paper to your breakfast table, our cartons are proof that sustainable packaging can be simple, strong, and kind to the planet.