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Coffee & Eggs “Try Me Without Eggs”: T-Shirt

Coffee & Eggs “Try Me Without Eggs”: T-Shirt

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“If you think I’m a bitch without coffee, try me without eggs.”

Some mornings call for patience. This is not one of them.

The Coffee & Eggs T-Shirt pairs vintage-inspired artwork with a warning every chicken keeper understands. It is made for people who need caffeine in the mug, fresh eggs on the plate, and very little conversation before either one arrives.

Made from soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a comfortable unisex retail fit. The pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction helps it hold its shape, while the DIGISOFT® print keeps the artwork crisp without the heavy feel of traditional screen printing.

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4.2 oz. lightweight cotton
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft 32-single fabric
Unisex retail fit
Pre-shrunk
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder taping for added durability
Printed using DIGISOFT® technology

For chicken people who are not responsible for their attitude before breakfast.


Made to order: This item is printed especially for you and ships directly from our production partner. It may arrive separately from other Eggspress Yourself products

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Eco-Friendly Paper Egg Cartons

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Curious how yesterday’s newspapers transform into the sturdy cartons cradling your farm-fresh eggs? It’s a simple yet ingenious process rooted in sustainability.

We start with reclaimed materials; recycled newspapers, cardboard, and office paper scraps. These are shredded, cleaned to remove inks and contaminants, and blended with water to create a thick, eco-friendly paper pulp. This pulp is the heart of our cartons, giving new life to materials that might otherwise end up in landfills.

Next, the pulp is carefully molded using precision vacuum-forming machines, shaping it into the familiar egg-protecting design. The wet molds are then dried in ovens at around 300–400°F, hardening the pulp into durable, lightweight cartons without the need for synthetic glues or harmful chemicals. Just pure, natural paper fibers baked to perfection.

The result? A carton that’s not only recycled but also fully recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. When it’s done safeguarding your eggs, it can return to the earth, enriching the soil for future harvests.

From discarded paper to your breakfast table, our cartons are proof that sustainable packaging can be simple, strong, and kind to the planet.