Eggspress Yourself
Coffee & Eggs
Coffee & Eggs
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Meet the carton for the woman who names her hens, sips coffee like it’s a lifeline, and doesn’t mess around when breakfast is on the line. With a retro-style diva glaring over her coffee mug and the quip, “If you think I’m a bitch without coffee, try me without eggs,” these cartons bring bold attitude and vintage flair to every half-dozen you pack.
Perfect for backyard chicken keepers who talk to their flock like besties and package their eggs with sass. These cartons aren’t just containers—they’re a vibe.
Why You’ll Love Them:
- Holds 12 eggs: Fits pullet to jumbo eggs, ready for any breakfast showdown.
- Eco-friendly swagger: Made from sustainable molded fiber, because even divas care about the planet.
- Retro-chic design: A coffee-sipping, no-nonsense woman who says it like it is.
- Blank inside: Jot down egg dates, hen names, or a cheeky “Don’t mess with my yolks.”
- Sold in sets: Order by the carton or stock up and save with packs of 12, 25, 50, or 100.
Perfect For:
- Backyard egg sellers who want their cartons to pop at farmers’ markets.
- Gifting to breakfast queens, chicken-loving moms, or your sassiest bestie.
- Adding personality to every dozen you pack for customers or friends.
Why These Cartons Slay:
These cartons turn your farm-fresh eggs into a statement. With retro flair and unapologetic attitude, they’re the ultimate packaging for coops with character.
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Grab your cartons and let your eggs strut with caffeine-fueled confidence. Because when it comes to packing breakfast, this diva doesn’t play.

Just gave them to my daughter for Christmas. She thought they were funny.
In love with all the designs!! Can’t wait to order again!!
Eco-Friendly Paper Egg Cartons
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Curious how yesterday’s newspapers transform into the sturdy cartons cradling your farm-fresh eggs? It’s a simple yet ingenious process rooted in sustainability.
We start with reclaimed materials; recycled newspapers, cardboard, and office paper scraps. These are shredded, cleaned to remove inks and contaminants, and blended with water to create a thick, eco-friendly paper pulp. This pulp is the heart of our cartons, giving new life to materials that might otherwise end up in landfills.
Next, the pulp is carefully molded using precision vacuum-forming machines, shaping it into the familiar egg-protecting design. The wet molds are then dried in ovens at around 300–400°F, hardening the pulp into durable, lightweight cartons without the need for synthetic glues or harmful chemicals. Just pure, natural paper fibers baked to perfection.
The result? A carton that’s not only recycled but also fully recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. When it’s done safeguarding your eggs, it can return to the earth, enriching the soil for future harvests.
From discarded paper to your breakfast table, our cartons are proof that sustainable packaging can be simple, strong, and kind to the planet.