Coffee & Eggs

Meet the carton for the woman who names her hens, sips coffee like it’s a lifeline, and doesn’t mess around when breakfast is on the line. With a retro-style diva glaring over her coffee mug and the quip, “If you think I’m a bitch without coffee, try me without eggs,” these cartons bring bold attitude and vintage flair to every half-dozen you pack.

Perfect for backyard chicken keepers who talk to their flock like besties and package their eggs with sass. These cartons aren’t just containers—they’re a vibe.

Why You’ll Love Them:

• Holds 12 eggs: Fits pullet to jumbo eggs, ready for any breakfast showdown.
• Eco-friendly swagger: Made from sustainable molded fiber, because even divas care about the planet.
• Retro-chic design: A coffee-sipping, no-nonsense woman who says it like it is.
• Blank inside: Jot down egg dates, hen names, or a cheeky “Don’t mess with my yolks.”
• Sold in sets: Choose 10 or 25 cartons to keep your coop’s vibe strong.

Perfect For:

• Backyard egg sellers who want their cartons to pop at farmers’ markets.
• Gifting to breakfast queens, chicken-loving moms, or your sassiest bestie.
• Adding personality to every dozen you pack for customers or friends.

Why These Cartons Slay:
These cartons turn your farm-fresh eggs into a statement. With retro flair and unapologetic attitude, they’re the ultimate packaging for coops with character.

Order Now:
Grab your cartons and let your eggs strut with caffeine-fueled confidence. Because when it comes to packing breakfast, this diva doesn’t play.