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Crazy Chicken Lady
Crazy Chicken Lady
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Elevate your egg game with our Crazy Chicken Lady paper egg carton, featuring a bold illustration of a fierce woman rocking a chicken on each shoulder and the unapologetic slogan: “Crazy Chicken Lady… Deal With It.” This carton is a love letter to the woman who names every hen in her flock, chats with them like lifelong pals, and wears her chicken obsession like a badge of honor.
Infused with retro vibes and a hefty dose of attitude, this carton transforms every dozen eggs into a statement of poultry pride. It’s the perfect pick for the chicken-obsessed—whether that’s you, your mom, your bestie, or that neighbor who’s always posting chicken selfies. From farm stands to kitchen counters, this carton brings personality to every egg you collect or share.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Celebrates Chicken Devotees: Honors the quirky, egg-loving spirit of the Crazy Chicken Lady in your life.
- Versatile & Fun: Ideal for gifting, farm stand sales, or adding flair to your own egg storage.
- Eco-Friendly & Practical: Crafted from sustainable molded fiber, designed to hold 12 eggs (pullet to jumbo).
- Customizable Touch: Blank interior for jotting down dates, notes, or chicken-inspired doodles.
- Sold in Sets: Order by the carton or stock up and save with packs of 10, 25, or 100.
Each carton measures 11.75" L x 4.25" W x 2.75" H—perfectly sized to cradle your eggs securely, stack neatly, and showcase their farm-fresh appeal.
Warning: May spark uncontrollable chicken math, deeper hen friendships, and a smug sense of breakfast superiority. Embrace the cluck and make every egg count!

Eco-Friendly Paper Egg Cartons
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Curious how yesterday’s newspapers transform into the sturdy cartons cradling your farm-fresh eggs? It’s a simple yet ingenious process rooted in sustainability.
We start with reclaimed materials; recycled newspapers, cardboard, and office paper scraps. These are shredded, cleaned to remove inks and contaminants, and blended with water to create a thick, eco-friendly paper pulp. This pulp is the heart of our cartons, giving new life to materials that might otherwise end up in landfills.
Next, the pulp is carefully molded using precision vacuum-forming machines, shaping it into the familiar egg-protecting design. The wet molds are then dried in ovens at around 300–400°F, hardening the pulp into durable, lightweight cartons without the need for synthetic glues or harmful chemicals. Just pure, natural paper fibers baked to perfection.
The result? A carton that’s not only recycled but also fully recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. When it’s done safeguarding your eggs, it can return to the earth, enriching the soil for future harvests.
From discarded paper to your breakfast table, our cartons are proof that sustainable packaging can be simple, strong, and kind to the planet.