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Eggs this Fresh
Eggs this Fresh
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For those who know their eggs and own their attitude, this delightfully bold egg carton features a pleasant, smiling retro woman who’s clearly over dull breakfasts and mediocre eggs. With the ironic declaration, “Bitch, you’ve never tasted eggs this fresh,” her cheerful demeanor adds a playful twist, delivering farm-fresh swagger with a wink and a smirk—turning every dozen into a statement of bold flavor before you even crack a shell.
Ideal for the flock-keeper who’s ditched the nice act, this design brings sass and style to backyard egg sales, gifts for your most fabulous chicken-obsessed friends, customers who savor sarcasm as much as fresh food, or anyone looking to steal the spotlight at farm stands and farmers markets.
Product Highlights:
- Holds 12 backyard eggs – pullet to jumbo welcome.
- Crafted from eco-friendly molded fiber paperboard.
- Blank interior for jotting dates, messages, or playful jabs (we won’t judge).
- Eye-catching, confident, and a total rebellion against factory-farm blandness.
Warning: May trigger flock envy, fierce loyalty, and an uncontrollable urge to say “cluck yes” at breakfast.
Their August promo was "5 free surprise cartons if you spend $20. I spent $30 and DID NOT get the 5 free surprise cartons with my delivery. I have emailed them 3 times and received no response.
Hi Karen, we’re very sorry for the confusion and that you didn’t receive a response to your previous emails. For our August promotion, the free Surprise 5-Pack needed to be added to the cart before checkout so it could be included with the order. We completely understand how that may not have been clear, though, and we’re happy to make it right. We’ll be sending a Surprise 5-Pack your way this week at no charge. Thank you for bringing this to our attention and for giving us the opportunity to fix it!
Love the cartons! The only issue is that they are packed too tightly and have some of the tops completely tear off😒
Thank you so much for the feedback! We’re glad you love the cartons, but we’re sorry to hear some of the tops tore when separating them. We’ll definitely take a closer look at how these are packed to see if we can prevent this from happening. We really appreciate you letting us know!
These are awesome!!! Received as a gift from my Mom. I had eggs already packed up, ready to take to family at a get together and had to switch them to the new cartons. Everyone LOVED them!
Order came in a timely manner, Good Quality egg cartons with some humor. 👍
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Eco-Friendly Paper Egg Cartons
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Curious how yesterday’s newspapers transform into the sturdy cartons cradling your farm-fresh eggs? It’s a simple yet ingenious process rooted in sustainability.
We start with reclaimed materials; recycled newspapers, cardboard, and office paper scraps. These are shredded, cleaned to remove inks and contaminants, and blended with water to create a thick, eco-friendly paper pulp. This pulp is the heart of our cartons, giving new life to materials that might otherwise end up in landfills.
Next, the pulp is carefully molded using precision vacuum-forming machines, shaping it into the familiar egg-protecting design. The wet molds are then dried in ovens at around 300–400°F, hardening the pulp into durable, lightweight cartons without the need for synthetic glues or harmful chemicals. Just pure, natural paper fibers baked to perfection.
The result? A carton that’s not only recycled but also fully recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. When it’s done safeguarding your eggs, it can return to the earth, enriching the soil for future harvests.
From discarded paper to your breakfast table, our cartons are proof that sustainable packaging can be simple, strong, and kind to the planet.