Eggs this Fresh

For those who know their eggs and own their attitude, this delightfully bold egg carton features a pleasant, smiling retro woman who’s clearly over dull breakfasts and mediocre eggs. With the ironic declaration, “Bitch, you’ve never tasted eggs this fresh,” her cheerful demeanor adds a playful twist, delivering farm-fresh swagger with a wink and a smirk—turning every dozen into a statement of bold flavor before you even crack a shell.

Ideal for the flock-keeper who’s ditched the nice act, this design brings sass and style to backyard egg sales, gifts for your most fabulous chicken-obsessed friends, customers who savor sarcasm as much as fresh food, or anyone looking to steal the spotlight at farm stands and farmers markets.

Product Highlights:

• Holds 12 backyard eggs – pullet to jumbo welcome.
• Crafted from eco-friendly molded fiber paperboard.
• Sold in sets of 10 or 25 cartons.
• Blank interior for jotting dates, messages, or playful jabs (we won’t judge).
• Eye-catching, confident, and a total rebellion against factory-farm blandness.

Warning: May trigger flock envy, fierce loyalty, and an uncontrollable urge to say “cluck yes” at breakfast.