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Eggs for Breakfast?

Eggs for Breakfast?

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Breakfast just got a whole lot more enthusiastic. Featuring two retro kids high-fiving like they just demolished a dozen scrambled eggs, this cheeky egg carton boldly asks the only question that matters: “Eggs for breakfast? F#@%! Yeah.” The absurdity of these pint-sized egg fanatics brings a wild, unapologetic twist to your morning—perfect for anyone who finds kids cursing over eggs hilariously out of line!
Whether you’re selling backyard eggs at the farm stand or spicing up your own breakfast routine, this carton delivers vintage charm with a hefty dose of attitude. It’s ideal for backyard flock owners with a sense of humor, farm stands and roadside egg sales, gifting to that breakfast-lover who never skips a meal, or reminding your customers that eggs always win.

Product Highlights:

  • Holds 12 chicken eggs – fits sizes from pullet to jumbo.
  • Made from sturdy, eco-friendly molded fiber.
  • Sold in sets of 10 or 25 cartons.
  • Blank inside for writing notes, dates, or customizing.
  • Designed to get a chuckle (and maybe a second glance). 

Warning: High-fiving may occur. Appetite may increase. Sarcasm included at no extra charge.

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