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Eggs for Breakfast?

Eggs for Breakfast?

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Breakfast just got a whole lot more enthusiastic. Featuring two retro kids high-fiving like they just demolished a dozen scrambled eggs, this cheeky egg carton boldly asks the only question that matters: “Eggs for breakfast? F#@%! Yeah.” The absurdity of these pint-sized egg fanatics brings a wild, unapologetic twist to your morning—perfect for anyone who finds kids cursing over eggs hilariously out of line!

Whether you’re selling backyard eggs at the farm stand or spicing up your own breakfast routine, this carton delivers vintage charm with a hefty dose of attitude. It’s ideal for backyard flock owners with a sense of humor, farm stands and roadside egg sales, gifting to that breakfast-lover who never skips a meal, or reminding your customers that eggs always win.

Product Highlights:

  • Holds 12 chicken eggs – fits sizes from pullet to jumbo.
  • Made from sturdy, eco-friendly molded fiber.
  • Order by the carton or stock up and save with packs of 10, 25, or 100.
  • Blank inside for writing notes, dates, or customizing.
  • Designed to get a chuckle (and maybe a second glance). 
Each carton measures 11.75" L x 4.25" W x 2.75" H—perfectly sized to cradle your eggs securely, stack neatly, and showcase their farm-fresh appeal.

Warning: High-fiving may occur. Appetite may increase. Sarcasm included at no extra charge.

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Curious how yesterday’s newspapers transform into the sturdy cartons cradling your farm-fresh eggs? It’s a simple yet ingenious process rooted in sustainability.

We start with reclaimed materials; recycled newspapers, cardboard, and office paper scraps. These are shredded, cleaned to remove inks and contaminants, and blended with water to create a thick, eco-friendly paper pulp. This pulp is the heart of our cartons, giving new life to materials that might otherwise end up in landfills.

Next, the pulp is carefully molded using precision vacuum-forming machines, shaping it into the familiar egg-protecting design. The wet molds are then dried in ovens at around 300–400°F, hardening the pulp into durable, lightweight cartons without the need for synthetic glues or harmful chemicals. Just pure, natural paper fibers baked to perfection.

The result? A carton that’s not only recycled but also fully recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. When it’s done safeguarding your eggs, it can return to the earth, enriching the soil for future harvests.

From discarded paper to your breakfast table, our cartons are proof that sustainable packaging can be simple, strong, and kind to the planet.