Eggspress Yourself
The F Word is FRESH
The F Word is FRESH
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This isn’t your grandma’s egg carton (unless your grandma swore like a sailor and kept chickens in the backyard). Featuring a shocked-but-smiling retro couple mid-expletive—complete with comic-style curse symbols—this design is for flocks that lay eggs so fresh, words fail... and four-letter ones take over.
Playful, irreverent, and guaranteed to turn heads at your farm stand or fridge, it’s the perfect combo of vintage charm and modern sass.
Perfect For:
- Chicken keepers with a bold sense of humor
- Egg sellers looking to stand out in a clucking crowd
- Friends who laugh before breakfast
- Turning basic backyard eggs into a punchline with punch
Product Highlights:
- Holds 12 eggs (from pullet to jumbo)
- Made from eco-friendly molded fiber
- Order by the carton or stock up and save with packs of 12, 25, 50, or 100.
- Interior is blank for notes, doodles, or sarcastic commentary
Disclaimer:
May cause spontaneous laughter, double takes at the breakfast table, and a sudden urge to say “F#@%! That’s fresh!” with zero apologies.
Love them ..!
Love them!
These will be cool for a few of my select egg recipients.
Love these! Very sturdy! My girls lay huge eggs & these cartons will hold them and close properly.
I tried contacting your company twice regarding this order. All of these specific cartons were crushed and not usable.
Eco-Friendly Paper Egg Cartons
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Curious how yesterday’s newspapers transform into the sturdy cartons cradling your farm-fresh eggs? It’s a simple yet ingenious process rooted in sustainability.
We start with reclaimed materials; recycled newspapers, cardboard, and office paper scraps. These are shredded, cleaned to remove inks and contaminants, and blended with water to create a thick, eco-friendly paper pulp. This pulp is the heart of our cartons, giving new life to materials that might otherwise end up in landfills.
Next, the pulp is carefully molded using precision vacuum-forming machines, shaping it into the familiar egg-protecting design. The wet molds are then dried in ovens at around 300–400°F, hardening the pulp into durable, lightweight cartons without the need for synthetic glues or harmful chemicals. Just pure, natural paper fibers baked to perfection.
The result? A carton that’s not only recycled but also fully recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. When it’s done safeguarding your eggs, it can return to the earth, enriching the soil for future harvests.
From discarded paper to your breakfast table, our cartons are proof that sustainable packaging can be simple, strong, and kind to the planet.