The F Word is FRESH

This isn’t your grandma’s egg carton (unless your grandma swore like a sailor and kept chickens in the backyard). Featuring a shocked-but-smiling retro couple mid-expletive—complete with comic-style curse symbols—this design is for flocks that lay eggs so fresh, words fail... and four-letter ones take over.

Playful, irreverent, and guaranteed to turn heads at your farm stand or fridge, it’s the perfect combo of vintage charm and modern sass.

Perfect For:

• Chicken keepers with a bold sense of humor
• Egg sellers looking to stand out in a clucking crowd
• Friends who laugh before breakfast
• Turning basic backyard eggs into a punchline with punch

Product Highlights:

• Holds 12 eggs (from pullet to jumbo)
• Made from eco-friendly molded fiber
• Sold in sets of 10 or 25 cartons
• Interior is blank for notes, doodles, or sarcastic commentary

Disclaimer:
May cause spontaneous laughter, double takes at the breakfast table, and a sudden urge to say “F#@%! That’s fresh!” with zero apologies.