Eggspress Yourself
Some People
Some People
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Get ready to laugh out loud with our Egg-spert Teacher paper egg carton, featuring a retro school teacher pointing at a chalkboard where she’s scribbled, "Some people say eggs are bad for you" followed by a sassy "Some people are stupid." This bold take-down of egg naysayers turns every dozen into a hilarious lesson in egg defense! The carton is a love letter to those who know eggs are the ultimate breakfast champ.
Infused with vintage classroom charm, it transforms your egg stash into a statement of wit and wisdom. Perfect for egg enthusiasts, kitchen comedians, or that friend with a sharp tongue—whether it’s you or your feistiest pal!
Why You’ll Love It:
- Victory humor: A fun tribute to those who stand up for eggs with a grin.
- Versatile & fun: Ideal for gifting or adding a cheeky twist to your egg storage.
- Eco-friendly & handy: Made from sustainable molded fiber, holding 12 eggs (pullet to jumbo).
- Doodle space: Blank interior for notes or egg-inspired sketches.
- Order by the carton or stock up and save with packs of 10, 25, or 100.
Warning: May inspire smug chuckles and a bold belief in egg greatness. Dive in and enjoy the egg-spert approved fun!
Eco-Friendly Paper Egg Cartons
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Curious how yesterday’s newspapers transform into the sturdy cartons cradling your farm-fresh eggs? It’s a simple yet ingenious process rooted in sustainability.
We start with reclaimed materials; recycled newspapers, cardboard, and office paper scraps. These are shredded, cleaned to remove inks and contaminants, and blended with water to create a thick, eco-friendly paper pulp. This pulp is the heart of our cartons, giving new life to materials that might otherwise end up in landfills.
Next, the pulp is carefully molded using precision vacuum-forming machines, shaping it into the familiar egg-protecting design. The wet molds are then dried in ovens at around 300–400°F, hardening the pulp into durable, lightweight cartons without the need for synthetic glues or harmful chemicals. Just pure, natural paper fibers baked to perfection.
The result? A carton that’s not only recycled but also fully recyclable, biodegradable, and compostable. When it’s done safeguarding your eggs, it can return to the earth, enriching the soil for future harvests.
From discarded paper to your breakfast table, our cartons are proof that sustainable packaging can be simple, strong, and kind to the planet.